I jumped off a building while doing gangnam style today.
I fell but didnt break my bones cuz i landed on a CHEEZEBURGERZ then i walked into a dark room and saw a brah floating in midair.
"I HOLD YOUR ENEMIE'S MANBOOBS!" boomed the brah.
"NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" i screamed but a skeleton popped out of the brah and i choked on the skeleton and died.
THE END HAHAHAHA ME DEAD
then wario came and blew up the planet then choked on it and swallowed it